EEW Number Two
Celery STRAWS!
Soon, they are going to start engineering celery forks, celery plates, and celery couches!
How are we going to keep up our promise of 5% Celery >rr<, how?
.:tt:.
Soon, they are going to start engineering celery forks, celery plates, and celery couches!
How are we going to keep up our promise of 5% Celery >rr<, how?
.:tt:.
Labels: About Us, Food, Humor, icky icky poo
posted by 5%Celery at 4:53 PM
1 Comments:
You know what, though, .:tt:.? I was just at the utterly fantastic Museum of Brands, Packaging & Advertising here in London, and there were uncountable numbers of 19th-century packages for products like celery aspic...celery bisque...celery biscuits...celery concentrate for abominations such as celery ICE CREAM...all of which lead me to believe that the trend over time is for celery products to become less and less, not more and more, prevalent in our world. There is still hope--if we act now.
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