09 December 2007

Oh Dear, Again.

Dear Ladies,

Let Alicia Keys teach us all a valuable lesson:

Never, never, never, never, never wear drapy jersey tucked around your nether regions. It is even worse than what I had thought was the worst offender: satin stretched horizontally across the abdomen.

But mercy me, I was wrong. Thank you, Alicia, for sacrificing all personal dignity to impart such a priceless message. This image, burned forever into our horrified retinas, will not be soon forgotten.

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8 Comments:

Blogger Carolyn's said...

Yes, I saw this misfortune on Fugly, and it seems that she also has the ensemble in blue. Crotchal wrinkles are never attractive. Never.

09 December, 2007 22:37  
Anonymous CresceNet said...

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10 December, 2007 11:28  
Blogger Michele said...

I'M BLIND!!!!!

11 December, 2007 22:33  
Blogger Leigh said...

i'm sure you've heard about marc jacobs' costume at this year's holiday party? a cameltoe!
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/camel-toe-marc-jacobs

16 December, 2007 15:25  
Blogger adam said...

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18 December, 2007 23:22  
Blogger Baby Jess said...

that's just horrible!!!

19 December, 2007 11:31  
Blogger Julie said...

It seems that she also has the ensemble in blue. Crotchal wrinkles are never attractive.....\
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17 August, 2009 00:06  
Blogger Jenifer said...

The tattoo is also in white. so it doesnt stand out as much.
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22 August, 2009 02:19  

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