Everyone is Doing It
Happy Monday!
Wanna know why I'm so happy? I can't even begin to tell you...it couldn't be because I watched a three hour cheezoid movie about Charles Manson and then walked home at midnight by myself.
Nor could it be because I was a sex sandwich (and not in a good way) last night--as both people that live on either side of me were having loud, passionate sex whilst I sat and watched Law and Order reruns with my pooch.
It might be because I need focus to do a good job with work, and these days finding inspiration and conversation about food is easy to do.
Doesn't it seem like everyone cooks these days? I remember the old days when I was a sophisticate with my knowlege of haricot vert and squid ink pasta. Now I am a dime a dozen. Never fear, I rejoice in this new found love for good food--it can only mean fabulous things for me and my belly.
The book that will tell the tale: The United States of Arugula
This website proves that it is hard to get visits without a few recipes: HEYA HIFI
The master at writing about it: Michael Ruhlman
Someone who makes art with it: Aya Brackett
Someone who cooks it: .:tt:. (hey...how'd that get in there??)
These ladies LOVE food: Food Porn (not for the faint of heart or the under-aged, this is REAL PORN. Seriously. Don't look if you don't like porn. I HAD to look. Research. I swear. Research.)
So sit back nation, it's time empty your bowls of plastic and polyester food--there's a revolution going on.
.:tt:.
Wanna know why I'm so happy? I can't even begin to tell you...it couldn't be because I watched a three hour cheezoid movie about Charles Manson and then walked home at midnight by myself.
Nor could it be because I was a sex sandwich (and not in a good way) last night--as both people that live on either side of me were having loud, passionate sex whilst I sat and watched Law and Order reruns with my pooch.
It might be because I need focus to do a good job with work, and these days finding inspiration and conversation about food is easy to do.
Doesn't it seem like everyone cooks these days? I remember the old days when I was a sophisticate with my knowlege of haricot vert and squid ink pasta. Now I am a dime a dozen. Never fear, I rejoice in this new found love for good food--it can only mean fabulous things for me and my belly.
The book that will tell the tale: The United States of Arugula
This website proves that it is hard to get visits without a few recipes: HEYA HIFI
The master at writing about it: Michael Ruhlman
Someone who makes art with it: Aya Brackett
Someone who cooks it: .:tt:. (hey...how'd that get in there??)
These ladies LOVE food: Food Porn (not for the faint of heart or the under-aged, this is REAL PORN. Seriously. Don't look if you don't like porn. I HAD to look. Research. I swear. Research.)
So sit back nation, it's time empty your bowls of plastic and polyester food--there's a revolution going on.
.:tt:.
Labels: Fashionable Food, Food, Humor, Recipes, Shopping
1 Comments:
I misread "It's time to empty your bowls..." for "It's time to empty your bowels..."
Thought the blog had taken a sudden left turn.
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